13 February 2007

indigestion

Things my dog has eaten in the last 15 1/2 years

• Glitter-coated pine cones

• A container of mink oil (for conditioning shoes)

• Shoes

• A bag full of Hershey's kisses, with the foil wrappers

• Approximately 358 snotty tissues

• A couple chocolates that my co-worker at Famous Footwear had made (and laced with laxative so we could give them to our disliked boss)

• The Beverly Hills 90210 book I got out of the library

• My brother's ear

• A troll

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

If you were old enough to work at FF, weren't you old enough to know better than to feed laxative-laced chocolates to your boss?

peppermintlisa said...

no.

Anonymous said...

Are you old enough now?

peppermintlisa said...

yes, but only due to your condemning tone. thanks for reforming me.

Anonymous said...

You're welcome. Glad I could help.

Terra said...

My dog tries to eat my cat's mice. She starts by licking them ever so sweetly, until she notices that I've spotted her. Then, it's hog city. I always win though. No eating the kitty's mice!