06 December 2006

qualities my grandmother says
one should look for in a man

1. Faithful*

2. Rich

3. Hard-working

4. Outgoing

5. [Mock whispering and nodding at my grandpa] and Sober**

* So, by her logic, no Mexicans.

** Because no one wants a call from Barstow at 4 in the morning, after the caller has drunkenly driven there 3 hours from Ventura.

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