I always learn a lot during my trips to California. I usually spend a day or two with my grandparents, who usually regale me with tales of how Mexicans are taking over the world.
This visit, my grandma taught me about different ethnicities:
• "Latina women like to have babies."
• "Asians don't mind living in small apartments above stores."
• "Armenians are cutthroat businessmen."
And then I told her I was converting to Islam.