in order issued only by the delirium of being sick
1. You don't have to take vitamins.
2. When was the last time you had Jell-o, really? (Ok, so it was like two weeks ago at the Chinese Buffet but anyway...)
3. N to the A-P-P-I-N-G.
4. The whole not going to work thing.
5. Roommates take pity on you, so it's a good time to tell them to stop stealing your underwear. (Oh, wait. That was last year.)
6. At no other time do Saltines taste like the food of gods.
7. Guilt-free viewing of Oprah and The View.
8. The toilet seat is always warm.
9. Justified stashing of Kleenex up your sleeve.
10. Excellent disguise for that nasty case of bulimia.