05 December 2005

dream the impossible dream

my life would be infinitely better if— any of the following:

• I knew how to krump.

• I could quote movie lines, other than ones from Dirty Dancing which I only learned because my high school best friend constantly repeated them. (I didn't even like the movie.)

• I could fall asleep anywhere.

• Ice cream had zero calories.

• Cat hair dissolved in the air, once a cat shed it. Thus, it would not become embedded in anything in the house—upholstery, bedding, food, my eyes.

• Slipper socks were cool again. (If they were ever cool to begin with.)

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