This morning, I rested my car at the stop light near a conversion van. Bumper stickers plastered the back of it. They were of the "Abortion kills" and "Mothering is a Proud Profession" variety. Before I could roll my eyes and creep forward to glimpse the—most likely—white, male driver, I noticed a particular sticker.
If Mary was Pro-Choice, there would be No Christmas!
You have to laugh at such fallacious logic because otherwise ignorance would have us crying all the time.