I've been staying at my parents' house in Olmsted Falls the past couple days, dogsitting.
Today, driving through the MetroParks on my way to work, I drove behind Lil Lenny and his Harmonies. I knew this because that's what the vinyl lettering on his mini-van said. He's the self declared Polish Prince of Cleveland.
Oh, yeah? Well, I'm the shiksa princess of Akron, so there!
(The most memorable lettering on a vehicle I've seen was for the Diamond Drilling Co. Its slogan emblazoned on a van: "Your hole is our goal." Whoa.)