Today I purchased a Reese's peanut butter egg. Sadly, it was not Reese's new line of chocolate-peanut butter gametes. It was a f***ing Easter egg. I haven't even been fully assaulted by the pink and red Valentine commercial brigade.
Of course, I supported the premature marketing because peanut butter eggs are far superior to the quotidian reese's peanut butter cups. And, if they are going to have Easter chocolates, they could at least have jelly beans.