"Please don't mistake my anal retentiveness for affection toward you."
I'm not a TV watcher in general. No time or urge. Occasionally my roommate will have it on and I'll subject myself to some stupid show or another. My parents also watch too much television, so I'll catch it at their house, too. Last night I was there, feeling ill and not wanting to do much other than numb my mind with the boob tube. So it was Extreme Homemakeover and then Desperate Housewives. Myriad things wrong with that program, but I gleaned this quote from it--call it empathy from a fellow anal retentive gal.